Sunday, 25 January 2009

Austin and the Lost Treasure of Camden

see those pictures down there? click upon them to make them bigger. (if you like)
I thought I would type it out too for silly people who have trouble with crayon.
Austin the mantis shrimp was around Camden Market one fine morning, when he came across a massive X on the ground next to a Russian man.
"WO!" he exclaimed, (it's like the ocean)
"Treasure!... Groovy!" Austin rummaged about in his briefcase until he found his shovel - he began to dig.
He carried on for ages, some say he was digging for 3 and a half days without pauses!
Anyway, eventually his shovel hit something hard.
"Yessssss!" he quickly heaved out the object - it was a whopping great treasure chest!
"Flippin' 'eck!" said the Russian man as Austin hauled the chest up out of the whole.
"'E's only gone an' found the Lost Treasure of Camden!"
"You're not Russian," said Austin,
"where's the real Russian?"
"On 'is tea break."
"I need a wee" said a nearby pigeon.
THE END

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