Nathan the upper class coping saw was feeling a bit poorly because his blade wasn’t in properly. He couldn’t fix it himself coz he hadn’t got opposable thumbs so he called up his best friend, Alison the very sexy vole, to come and fix it for him in time for the big party. Coz Alison was a lovely vole she came over immediately and she straightened out his blade and gave him a Rennie soft chew to make him feel a little bit better.
Later they went to the big party together – it was wild. Everyone got really filthy drunk except for Adrian the gay hammer because he has a bad liver and the doctor says he can’t drink – but he got off with Jason the break-dancing spider and it was all ok. There was karaoke and everything – Alison was an amazing singer and because she was very sexy Jeff the liquidizer (a shady character) jumped up on stage and tried to bum her – but Alison was having none of it and she pelted him with spaghetti and old pink wafers until he eventually gave up and went away unsatisfied and embarrassed. At about 4:30 everyone went home, apart from Jeff who had been sent home early by security.
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