Wantii - a small hamlet in a magical leaf kingdom

I travel the world a lot, but the most exciting places are most often overlooked by human kind. This week’s article is about when I came across Wantii, a tiny hamlet in the magical leaf kingdom of ‘Vecorrinor’. I had decided to shrink myself down to about 2mm tall and explore far off places in my very fast micro spaceship/submarine. Then, after traveling for about 2 hours, I came across Wantii. It was beautiful; there were lovely little green streets and stunning architecture. The locals were very peaceful and magical and lovely. The welcomed me to Wantii with a big colourful parade of ploomidge and bloomidge. I camped in a tiny, green leaf tent on a shiny, purple petal called 'Petal Monecoverr' and as I lay there looking up at the stars and the fireflies whizzing high above. I felt an amazing sensation of inner peace. I had an epiphany. 'Wherever you are, no-matter how exotic, there are always the same stars shining beautifully way up above you, looking over you.

My super team

Once upon a time; in a French lesson, two of my friends (lets call them Bill and Ben) were forbidding me to write upon their paper because I was using pencil and they were both using pen. All I wanted to do was write the word 'snail' – what bastards… mini Hitlers! So I decided to draw a super snail (with my pencil) who could defeat them with his magical powers and that was Steven:

But as you can see he suffered an awful scribbling from Bill. And that is when I created MY SUPER TEAM (I know I know – amazing title.) it consisted of; Steven the Snail #2, Adrian the gay hammer, and Graham the big foot:

But unfortunately, Ben snuck up from behind and caught them unawares with a BIC biro. Thankfully they all survived, and after a few adjustments – they are now invincible!

Ok, the end. And if you thought it was crap – who cares? I have an army – you don’t.

the party and the rennie soft chews

Nathan the upper class coping saw was feeling a bit poorly because his blade wasn’t in properly. He couldn’t fix it himself coz he hadn’t got opposable thumbs so he called up his best friend, Alison the very sexy vole, to come and fix it for him in time for the big party. Coz Alison was a lovely vole she came over immediately and she straightened out his blade and gave him a Rennie soft chew to make him feel a little bit better.

Later they went to the big party together – it was wild. Everyone got really filthy drunk except for Adrian the gay hammer because he has a bad liver and the doctor says he can’t drink – but he got off with Jason the break-dancing spider and it was all ok. There was karaoke and everything – Alison was an amazing singer and because she was very sexy Jeff the liquidizer (a shady character) jumped up on stage and tried to bum her – but Alison was having none of it and she pelted him with spaghetti and old pink wafers until he eventually gave up and went away unsatisfied and embarrassed. At about 4:30 everyone went home, apart from Jeff who had been sent home early by security.